Thursday, 8 November 2012

How to get a guy maybe on holiday or at home?

1. Don't bother changing for ANY guy.
Sure it might get that guy to like you...for a while. But how are you going to feel when you let that disguise slip and he see's your proper personality? I mean, you can be you, and he can learn to like who YOU are. OR you can pretend to be someone else, someone your not, and get your heartbroken.

2.Be funny.
Guys like funny. But guy funny. Make sarcastic jokes but not in a snotty way, don't try to be too much like a guy, he wants to be dating a lady, not his brother.

3. Be sexy.
Not a whore. I repeat not a whore. Leave a LOT to his imagination, be flirty and fun. Show a little, not a lot. Low cut tops are okay so long as your not spilling out of them. NEVER wear dark eyes with dark lips. No one wants to go out with some vampire women. Guys want other guys to be jealous. No guy wants to be with some girl that he knows any other guy can shag.

4.Be awesome
This includes making the sandwiches. Don't let a guy walk all over you but don't walk over him, let him stare at that other girl's arse, so long as he's not licking it...You'll be the cool girlfriend, but be careful, know when he's looking and when he's window shopping

5. Look after yourself
Wash your hair, clean your teeth, shave. You know the drill, this shouldn't be a number on this list really, but you know...there's always one.

6. Don't be clingy
No guy wants a girlfriend who clings to him like a leech, don't check his phone everytime you see him (trust, if he's cheating he'll be sneakier then that) no going onto his facebook or asking him where he's been all the time, let him be with his friends, but also make sure to let him know that YOU'RE also a priority

7.BE YOU!
It sounds stupid, and if you're searching this you probably don't want to hear this one but the truth is you can't pull anyone if you aren't being yourself, there's no point getting a boyfriend when you have nothing in common or when you have to google everything he says because you haven't got a clue where 'there's a girl in the garden' is a quote from.

perfect lad holiday


he official LADS holiday point system. One shall attempt to gain maximum points. The LAD who is first by the last night shall be granted a reward decided by the LADS. The loser shall be given a forfeit that he must abide by for the last night. Points can only be acquired once regardless of how many times the action has been made. Enjoy LADS

1 point

  • Have sex
  • Chunder dragon
  • Enter the beach/pool wearing a Mankini
  • Be fined from the hotel
  • Pull a 8/10 certified by the LADpack

/5

2 Points

  • Pull during the day
  • Skinny dip during the day
  • Seek ginger people and offer sun cream (at least 3 to obtain points)
  • Pull the largest wench in the club
  • Pulling the ugliest wench on the holiday

/10

3 Points

  • Have sex on the balcony
  • Have sex on the beach
  • Have sex in the sea
  • Slip a finger in on the dance floor
  • BJ in public (1 LAD must witness)

/15

4 points

  • Photobomb with your balls out (at least 5x to obtain points)
  • Have sex with the same wench as a fellow LAD
  • Complete the 10 shots in 10 minute challenge (40% spirits only)
  • Steal a pair of knickers from a wench bedded and wear over shorts the next day/night as a trophy.
  • Bed a rep

/20

5 Points

  • Bed 3 different nationalities
  • Take a Viagra tablet before you go out
  • Whilst bedding every wench you shall shout out the wrong name. At least one member of the LADpack must have heard.
  • Have anal sex with a wench and get her to admit it to the LADS

/20

Group bonus points

(2 points awarded for each)
  • Chant national anthem at any given opportunity (at least 10x)
  • Night of drinking with no hands (Certified by LADpack)
  • Change names over for a night (Certified by LADpack)
  • Minus 2 points for every time you cock block

/6

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